Hey, can I stay at your place tonight? My house is about to be on fire.
(upon failing a roll while in magical water)
DM: You think you might be a duck. Maybe you’ve always been a duck. The water is nice.
Deva player: Were all my past lives ducks too?
DM: Of course. You’re from a very proud lineage.
Deva player: …I go for a little paddle.
Me: Roll over.
GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.
GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.
GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.
Me: Holy shit.